I think the evidence is clear, this RV Park has been taken over by undocumented space aliens who are in the process of conquering the solar system using LED lights and Agave plants. What do we know about them? Very little. They wear silly hats, and eat Saguaro's. They live in RV's, and fly around in flying saucers. They've developed technology that allows them to mess up my blog, cause me to misspell words, and forget about things that I used to remember. I don't think we earthlings can defeat creatures that can eat a saguaro and cause us to forget things, so it looks like were doomed.
I'm leaving here Monday, or at least I hope I'm leaving here Monday, I don't know if they'll let me leave because I know too much. But they may have already fixed that problem by me simply being here this long. Every day I can feel my memories slipping away till even yesterday is shrouded in fog and seems so long ago.
I don't know where I will go or what I will do but the mysterious stones have foretold the places that the aliens will soon destroy so I know where not to go, I won't be going to Neptune and I will definitely stay away from Uranus.