Strange lights from the sky scanning the desert floor.
The alleged Escapees RV Park water tank. If it's a water tank, why is there a ladder going to the top? Do people jump in it and go swimming? Is there a diving board up there? Of course not, there's no water in there it's a storage hanger for the flying saucers that bring the undocumented space aliens to and from the mothership. Don't believe it? Then why is there an alien antenna poorly disguised as a Saguaro right next to the flying saucer hanger? Coincidence?
And what about this poor Saguaro cactus that only a couple of days ago was beautiful and green and now it's been stripped of everything, it's green flesh torn from its body leaving nothing but it's bones, totally devoured by what? Coyotes don't eat Saguaro's, humans don't eat Saguaro's, but apparently undocumented space aliens do.
And how can anyone explain this cute little lawn decoration, so smiley and happy, and yet one of his eyes is.... A CAMERA! That's right a camera, a camera that follows you as you walk by. How many of these spies are in this RV Park? Almost everyone has lawn decorations, is everyone here an undocumented space alien? Will we ever know?
And how about these plants. Are they really nothing more than decorative plants that grow all over this RV Park? Happy little plants that are watered and cared for by the residents of the Escapees RV Park for the sole purpose of beautifying the area? Or are they.....WEAPONS? Grown instead of made. Grown by the thousands to arm the hordes of undocumented space aliens that infest this part of Arizona. One day we might find out, but by then it could be too late.
| I think the evidence is clear, this RV Park has been taken over by undocumented space aliens who are in the process of conquering the solar system using LED lights and Agave plants. What do we know about them? Very little. They wear silly hats, and eat Saguaro's. They live in RV's, and fly around in flying saucers. They've developed technology that allows them to mess up my blog, cause me to misspell words, and forget about things that I used to remember. I don't think we earthlings can defeat creatures that can eat a saguaro and cause us to forget things, so it looks like were doomed. I'm leaving here Monday, or at least I hope I'm leaving here Monday, I don't know if they'll let me leave because I know too much. But they may have already fixed that problem by me simply being here this long. Every day I can feel my memories slipping away till even yesterday is shrouded in fog and seems so long ago. I don't know where I will go or what I will do but the mysterious stones have foretold the places that the aliens will soon destroy so I know where not to go, I won't be going to Neptune and I will definitely stay away from Uranus. theboondork |
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