preparing for a mini-vacation
As I stepped outside the Arctic Fox this fearsome creature was hiding in the grass obviously waiting for me to come out so he could have me for dinner. I was able to distract this loathsome monster for a split second by screaming like a little girl which gave me time to run back inside and lock the door. I don't know if the horrid beast is still out there but I'm not going outside again until I've lost enough weight to be unappetizing.
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